i never understood why Szapiószeksual Sherlock was ever a thing in fandom when it’s literally john who’s like….. instantly rock hard whenever sherlock says anything even remotely clever™ fhfjnfkfbhlhdjkd
sherlock: so like….water is wet (?)
john:
sherlock: i deduce that the the sky is blue!
john: [panting] he did…… #that
when ya boy is posh and clever
sherlock: [is pickin at a dead pigeon at the kitchen table]
john: [rearranging himself] this…. BRILLIANT… man of Science……… 😩😩💦💦💦
New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.
Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.
A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.
He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.
I was thinking at first this was an actual movie
It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000
How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?
12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.
This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscoverbird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!!
If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.
what a good friend! soft eyes and face. i love this boy 5/5
something feels off about this to me but, nonetheless still a good fox 4/5
microsoft back at it again with the thick lines. it looks like a bootleg firefox mascot 2/5
oh.. oh my god…. a soft boy. a good boy. a friend boy. i would trust him with my life and my wallet 6/5
more beautiful foxes.. less pure than samsung yet still soft and trustworthy 5/5
i mean, it is a fox. i think. it looks more like a shiba inu if anything with the colors and round snout. still, shiba or not, nice fox 3/5
what the fuck. what the fuck is this. this isnt a fox 0/5
a realistic approach, he might seem intimidating but he’s really just misunderstood. he would guard you with his life 4/5
this is like the emoji one fox except with less soul and dark intentions. this is the kind of fox who would rob you behind a denny’s, and the mortal enemy of all foxes 1/5
